Who Loves Fake Eyelashes?

I got a fun e-mail the other day!! =)

please buy these for me.

http://www.dreameyelashes.com/id3.html

thanks,

mink-lover

Kiki de Montparnasse

Kiki de Montparnasse

I guess this is a lingerie line at Barneys New York. Andrew and I loved the name.

Mental Hospital Phone Menu

This is my type of humor! I just had to post this ASAP!

MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell You which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, hang up. It doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9-6-9-6.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. But Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. Our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons. You'll just mess it up.

This coming week is National Mental Health Care week.

You can do your part by remembering to contact at least one unstable person to show you care.

(Well, my job is done . Your turn!!)

Who Doesn't Love Nancy Reagan?

A fun email I got!! =)

Nancy Reagan loved the bugle beads!! Love her!!

In 1977, Rosalynn Carter recycled the blue gown she'd worn for her husband's gubernatorial inaugural, in keeping with the president's decision to host the People's Inaugural, complete with $25 ball tickets. Four years later, Nancy Reagan's $10,000 bugle-beaded James Galanos gown signaled a return to glamour in the White House that was curiously timed, considering the country was about to enter a recession.

-Andrew

Bar Soaps?

I get fun emails all the time from my loves so I figured I might as well share with everyone!

article - especially cuz she says "don't get me started on bar soaps!"

read it!

The 6 Biggest Skin Care Mistakes

love,

rusty