Panera's Puffy Pastries

I didn't actually get a pastry because they were all sold out because Bo and I went pretty late in the evening but I did get a cinnamon crunch bagel and a chai tea latte! Bo needed to study and I needed to type up some data for work.

I was getting a bit nostalgic thinking of the Borders chai while drinking the Panera chai. It reminded me of when Andrew stocked up on Borders chai because we found out that they were switching to Seattle's Best Coffee and so he bought like 20 cans of it as if we were in an emergency crisis! Who cares about first aid kits when you can have a lifetime supply of Borders chai! Although it wasn't exactly a lifetime supply more like 8 cans.

I LOVE IT!!

Thriller!!

This makes me so happy!!! Basically this is what my Monday afternoons at work look like. My cw and I like to dance to Thriller while filling our styrofoam box with liquid nitrogen when doing our cryopreservation projects!! I love it! I love it!!

I Love It!! I Love It!!

"Andrew" (11:55:02 PM): hi this is jesus

"Andrew" (11:55:11 PM): i'm about to come out of mary's womb

"Me" (11:55:18 PM): omg

"Me" (11:55:21 PM): HAHA
i love it!!!

"Me" (11:55:23 PM): Merry Christmas

"Andrew" (11:55:28 PM): you can find me in a manger later

"Me" (11:55:39 PM): I LOVE IT!

Sober what?

Sober Time!!

I laughed because Yvonne had this in her bag and I was thinking WTF is that? Apparently its to prevent hangovers and bad breath! HAHA. It's not FDA approved and only sold in Japan. The funny thing is that its made in San Diego off of Murphy Canyon to be exact. LOL! HAHAHA.

$10 per pill!! I wonder if it really works!!

I Have a Question?

"Andrew" (10:29:24 PM): i wonder if drinking wine counts as a serving of fruit

"Andrew" (10:29:28 PM): cuz of the grapes!

"Andrew" (10:29:29 PM): kekeke

"Me" (10:31:24 PM): omg!

"Me" (10:31:26 PM): i love that

"Me" (10:31:27 PM): LOL

Do You Need a Map?

"Andrew" (10:53:47 AM): yesterday

"Andrew" (10:53:48 AM): i was talking to shi

"Andrew" (10:53:51 AM): and explaining something

"Andrew" (10:53:57 AM): and she was like.. i'm getting lost in your train of thought

"Me" (10:54:00 AM): omg

"Andrew" (10:54:01 AM): and i was like, oh are you lost in my pscyhe?

"Me" (10:54:02 AM): are you serious?

"Andrew" (10:54:02 AM): haha

"Me" (10:54:04 AM): hahaha

"Andrew" (10:54:23 AM): i was like, its ok, that happens to a lot of people

"Me" (10:54:26 AM): I love it!

"Andrew" (10:54:27 AM): they got lost up in there

"Andrew" (10:54:27 AM): haha

Thoughts: Post Tina Turner Concert

"Me" (10:21:26 PM): omg i love tina turner so much right now

"Me" (10:21:47 PM): that it is promoting good bowel movement!

"Andrew" (10:22:03 PM): wow

"Andrew" (10:22:07 PM): thats when you know something is good

"Andrew" (10:22:08 PM): hahaha

"Andrew" (10:22:19 PM): god we come up with such great shit

"Me" (10:22:59 PM): literally

"Me" (10:23:04 PM): we do come up with great shit

"Andrew" (10:23:05 PM): yeah

"Me" (10:23:08 PM): because we've been eating healthy

"Andrew" (10:23:09 PM): oh literally!!!

"Me" (10:23:09 PM): haha

"Andrew" (10:23:09 PM): haha

"Andrew" (10:23:12 PM): i didn't even think of that

"Andrew" (10:23:14 PM): man

"Andrew" (10:23:17 PM): we're good

"Me" (10:23:17 PM): Thank you.

I Love My Friends

"Me" (10:46:56 PM): Andrew is going to make me starve myself in euro and run 20 miles

"Me" (10:46:58 PM): everyday

"Me" (10:46:59 PM): HAHA

"Michi" (10:47:03 PM): YES You SHOULD

"Michi" (10:47:03 PM): and

"Michi" (10:47:05 PM): blog about it

"Michi" (10:47:10 PM): i only want anorexic friends

"Michi" (10:47:13 PM): when i become anorexic

"Me" (10:47:17 PM): omg i love you!

"Michi" (10:47:23 PM): HAHAHAHA

Cherub's Mom

OMG I was laughing because Andrew sent this to me.

I Hope I Don't Get Drug Tested Tomorrow

"Me" (12:09:41 AM): i hope i don't get drug tested tomorrow

"Andrew" (12:09:49 AM): why have you been doing drugs?

"Me" (12:09:49 AM): because i'm eating a almond poppy seed muffin

"Andrew" (12:09:57 AM): haha

"Andrew" (12:09:59 AM): i love it

A Message from God via E-mail

To: YOU
Date: TODAY
From: GOD
Subject : YOURSELF
Reference: LIFE

This is God. Today I will be handling All of your problems for you. I do not need your help. So, have a nice day.
I love you.

P.S. And, remember...
If life happens to deliver a situation to you that you cannot handle, do Not attempt to resolve it yourself! Kindly put SFGTD (something for God to do) in the Subject box. I will get to it in MY TIME. All situations will be resolved, but in My time, not yours.

Once the matter is placed into the box, do not hold onto it by worrying about it. Instead, focus on all the wonderful things that are present in your life now.

Now, you have a nice day.
God

"Andrew" (1:16:24 PM): thats so great for god to be using new technology

There are Angels on Earth!

"Andrew" (1:02:50 PM): who the is angel _____?

"Andrew" (1:02:54 PM): she added me on facebook

"Andrew" (1:02:59 PM): but i sure don't remember her

"Me" (1:03:43 PM): i don't know who angel is?

"Me" (1:03:46 PM): i don't know any angels

"Andrew" (1:03:50 PM): haha

"Andrew" (1:03:57 PM): i only know charlie's angels

Dayg0chic (1:04:14 PM): hahha

Dayg0chic (1:04:21 PM): omg i love it

VONS adventure

Yesterday Bo and I decided to make some smoked salmon with cream cheese bagel sandwiches. Unfortunately we didn't have any smoked salmon, bagels, red onions, capers, AND tomatoes so we had to venture off to Vons to buy everything. While we were there I decided that I wanted to buy some Arizona Green Tea. A big jug (<--fugs and jugs HAHA.) was on sale so I figured that was a better deal than getting a smaller bottle. Anyway, while standing at the register waiting to pay for our purchases Bo and I had a funny little conversation with our Vons worker!

Worker: Hi. How are you doing?
Me: I'm good how are you?
Worker: Would you like your tea bagged?
Me: No thank you. I can just carry the jug.
(*Pays and walks away)
Bo: HAHA. Did you hear him? He asked if you wanted your tea bagged.
Me: OMG! You are so smart!! I get it! OMG!! That was a good one!!

Too bad I didn't take any pictures of my sandwich! It was really good and I was just so hungry at the time I devoured my meal in less than 10 minutes! WOWSERS!!!

=) I lourve the lourve

"Andrew" (12:10:28 AM): i was so pissed because i just washed my 42 inch flatscreen with my clothes

"Me" (12:10:46 AM): lol

DON'T GET ME STARTED!!!!

I had a good day today.

1. Work was fun and productive.
2. I exercised twice!!!
3. Hung out with Bowie.
4. I didn't even eat that much today either!!! YAY. WOW! (Don't even get me started on this because for the past two days my I had a giant costco key lime pie sitting in my fridge and I pretty much gorged on it every night and now that there isn't anymore i have nothing else to eat.)

Anyway, I was chatting away with Andrew online and getting so excited because I was adding new songs to my shuffle and telling him that I was excited to wash my clothes. HAHA. I know i'm crazy. I love to wash clothes and clean. Anyway, when I took my clothes out of the washer MY POOR SHUFFLE WAS SITTING IN THE BOTTOM OF THE WASHER!!!!! I almost died. =( Earlier after I added the new songs to the shufflesies my cousin kept on playing with it so I pulled it out of her hands and unhooked the ear phones from it and just dropped it into my shirt pocket. My dad and I were going to go for a walk so I figured I'll just change out of my work clothes and into my exercise gear and I just dropped my clothes into the wash completely forgetting about the shuffle!! Ugh...

Anyway, my dad felt bad for me I guess and called me destroyer. HAHA. There's a story why he calls me destroyer but I'll finish this story first. Well my dad just gave me his for now. I feel bad though but it did make me happy. =)

Destroyer Story:
When I was little or I guess not that little because I was in Middle School I put one of those instant asian spicy kimchee soup bowls into the microwave. I was on the phone with my friend Amy Lui at the time and this is kind of what happened:

Me: I'm hungry I just put soup in the Microwave.
*Having some sort of conversation about something.
Me: OMG. The wrapper on the soup bowl is curling.
Amy: You didn't take the cover off it has foil on it.
Me: I'm supposed to take it off?
Amy: Yeah.
Me: OMG!! It's on fire. OMG!! There's a fire in my microwave!!
*Throws the phone somewhere and opens the microwave and splashes water on the fire.

A Few Hours Later...I try to pretend that nothing happened.

Dad: Why is there a hole in the microwave? Why is the inside of the microwave all black?
Dad: CHRISTINE!!! DID YOU DO THIS? YOU DESTROYER!! Now we have to buy a new microwave!!

I mean the story wasn't that funny but I guess everytime I do something wrong my dad always has to be like...well when you destroyed the microwave...blah blah blah...HAHA. I love my dad though.

OMG....these just made me happy!! HAHA!!

Can't Wait...

To order the new state of the art LIFE navigation system. HAHA.

For example:

Navigator: "The FBI will invade your apartment in 30 seconds. Please vacate the premises."

!!W-O-W!!

We look so skinny here its amazing!!

1. Love my jawline.
2. Love the emaciated wrist and fingers.
3. Our bodies look great.
4. I think Joey's pupil is bigger than the other.
5. Look at my popcorn that is overly saturated in butter. It was tasty and worth my time!

Masing + Pedro = Destiny

"Andrew" (12:59:08 AM): please tell her

"Andrew" (12:59:12 AM): if she likes younger men

"Andrew" (12:59:15 AM): that pedro

"Andrew" (12:59:18 AM): has kept well too

"Me" (12:59:22 AM): okay

"Andrew" (12:59:22 AM): still walks

"Me" (12:59:23 AM): i will

"Andrew" (12:59:26 AM): not even use of a cane

"Me" (12:59:29 AM): i'm going to put her up on match.com

"Andrew" (12:59:33 AM): climbs fences

"Andrew" (12:59:43 AM): that my grandpa like jumped over his fence

"Me" (12:59:44 AM): we should put our g-parents on match.com

"Andrew" (12:59:47 AM): cuz he forgot his keys

"Me" (12:59:49 AM): or live links

"Andrew" (12:59:51 AM): omg

"Me" (12:59:59 AM): OMG I LOVE IT!

"Andrew" (1:00:02 AM): please send masing pedro's live links profile

"Andrew" (1:00:28 AM): his interests include: gardegning, gathering the umpilya, planting tomatos and baguio beans

"Me" (1:00:58 AM): my gma enjoys: putting on makeup, praying, eating oatmeal, and worrying about taking her meds

"Andrew" (1:01:05 AM): LOL!

"Andrew" (1:01:08 AM): that is so cute

"Andrew" (1:01:25 AM): well tell her that my gpa is very forgetful though

"Andrew" (1:01:30 AM): so he probably will forget to give her her meds

"Andrew" (1:01:53 AM): and give her a heads up that he's dark too

"Andrew" (1:01:58 AM): i hope that doesn't turn her off

"Me" (1:02:03 AM): in her spare time she: lays in bed and looks at pictures, uses the restroom 20x a day, gets mad when her watch is broken, and uses a handkerchief to wipe her eyes, and when its hot she uses a leaf fan to fan herself

"Andrew" (1:02:08 AM): but maybe she likes darker men, cuz your gpa was dark too

"Andrew" (1:02:18 AM): HAHA!!

"Andrew" (1:02:19 AM): i love that!

Dayg0chic (1:02:23 AM): omg i love this!

Dayg0chic (1:02:24 AM): hahhaha

What Happened to Mary's Lamb?

"Andrew" (12:39:36 PM): mary had a little lamb

"Andrew" (12:39:43 PM): who we killed and now tastes very good!

"Me" (12:39:53 PM): OMG

"Me" (12:39:55 PM): haha

"Andrew" (12:40:09 PM): good morning little lamb tine!

"Andrew" (12:40:15 PM): who formerly belonged to mary until we abducted you

Mosquito....Don't Bother Me

So insects disgust me. There might be a beautiful butterfly fluttering in the wind but when you look at it up close they look scary and make me want to vomit. Although insects represent 90% of the life forms on earth and are the most diverse group of animals on this planet which means they are important in certain aspects such as pollinating, making honey, wax and silk (of course for silk camisoles! HAHA.), treating wounds, recycling decomposing materials and probably so much more...THEY ARE JUST SCARY! Like the June Bugs that are so giamungo and blind and fly into you in the summertime! Anyway, that was just leading into my story today:

I was talking to Andrew and Bo online when I saw a mosquito flying in my room. I was scared! Don't get me wrong. Dengue fever...Rift Valley Fever...West Nile Virus!!! <--All carried by mosquitos. This is what happened:

"Me" (8:02:27 PM): where are you?

"Me" (8:14:39 PM): omg a mosquito flew in my lamp!

"Me" (8:14:47 PM): and all i heard was ding ding ding ding ding zzzzzzzzzzzt

"Me" (8:14:55 PM): does that mean its dead?

"Me" (8:14:58 PM): i'm scared to check

I have still yet to check it. I hope it decomposes in my lamp.

The End.

Some advice for my blog:

"Andrew" (9:41:41 PM): so always ask yourself two q's before posting a blog

"Andrew" (9:41:48 PM): 1) would ****** ***** in his panties reading this?

"Andrew" (9:41:59 PM): and 2) is it auntie onor-friendly

"Andrew" (9:42:06 PM): and if you answer yes to both of those questions

"Andrew" (9:42:08 PM): then post

"Andrew" (9:42:09 PM): haha

"Me" (9:42:13 PM): OMG

"Me" (9:42:14 PM): HAHA

"Me" (9:42:22 PM): omg i love you so much

"Andrew" (9:42:22 PM): i liked my tutorial