Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Mosquito....Don't Bother Me

So insects disgust me. There might be a beautiful butterfly fluttering in the wind but when you look at it up close they look scary and make me want to vomit. Although insects represent 90% of the life forms on earth and are the most diverse group of animals on this planet which means they are important in certain aspects such as pollinating, making honey, wax and silk (of course for silk camisoles! HAHA.), treating wounds, recycling decomposing materials and probably so much more...THEY ARE JUST SCARY! Like the June Bugs that are so giamungo and blind and fly into you in the summertime! Anyway, that was just leading into my story today:

I was talking to Andrew and Bo online when I saw a mosquito flying in my room. I was scared! Don't get me wrong. Dengue fever...Rift Valley Fever...West Nile Virus!!! <--All carried by mosquitos. This is what happened:
"Me" (8:02:27 PM): where are you?
"Me" (8:14:39 PM): omg a mosquito flew in my lamp!
"Me" (8:14:47 PM): and all i heard was ding ding ding ding ding zzzzzzzzzzzt
"Me" (8:14:55 PM): does that mean its dead?
"Me" (8:14:58 PM): i'm scared to check

I have still yet to check it. I hope it decomposes in my lamp.

The End.

Some advice for my blog:

"Andrew" (9:41:41 PM): so always ask yourself two q's before posting a blog
"Andrew" (9:41:48 PM): 1) would ****** ***** in his panties reading this?
"Andrew" (9:41:59 PM): and 2) is it auntie onor-friendly
"Andrew" (9:42:06 PM): and if you answer yes to both of those questions
"Andrew" (9:42:08 PM): then post
"Andrew" (9:42:09 PM): haha
"Me" (9:42:13 PM): OMG
"Me" (9:42:14 PM): HAHA
"Me" (9:42:22 PM): omg i love you so much
"Andrew" (9:42:22 PM): i liked my tutorial

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