To: YOU
Date: TODAY
From: GOD
Subject : YOURSELF
Reference: LIFE
This is God. Today I will be handling All of your problems for you. I do not need your help. So, have a nice day.
I love you.
P.S. And, remember...
If life happens to deliver a situation to you that you cannot handle, do Not attempt to resolve it yourself! Kindly put SFGTD (something for God to do) in the Subject box. I will get to it in MY TIME. All situations will be resolved, but in My time, not yours.
Once the matter is placed into the box, do not hold onto it by worrying about it. Instead, focus on all the wonderful things that are present in your life now.
Date: TODAY
From: GOD
Subject : YOURSELF
Reference: LIFE
This is God. Today I will be handling All of your problems for you. I do not need your help. So, have a nice day.
I love you.
P.S. And, remember...
If life happens to deliver a situation to you that you cannot handle, do Not attempt to resolve it yourself! Kindly put SFGTD (something for God to do) in the Subject box. I will get to it in MY TIME. All situations will be resolved, but in My time, not yours.
Once the matter is placed into the box, do not hold onto it by worrying about it. Instead, focus on all the wonderful things that are present in your life now.
Now, you have a nice day.
God
3 comments:
hahah yes. God is FINALLY on email...maybe soon enough he will have myspace or facebook
I hope God starts a blog and gets a blackberry or iPhone soon so that I can be connected to him, on-the-go 24/7.
I can't wait to order my bible on DVD set. I hope God comes out with his own fragrance and jewelry line soon too. It's time that He recognizes that its all about branding and smart merchandising these days. I think God shoudl also do a collaboration line with H&M in line with Roberto Cavalli, Madonna, and Viktor and Rolf before Him.
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